U.S.f’n.A. – Unmistuckingfakably Remuckingfarkable™ Tee

Bold. Brash. F’n proud.
This tee doesn’t whisper patriotism — it screams it in pure, remuckingfarkable fashion. Featuring distressed navy and bright red text, the design stacks U.S.f’n.A. above a double hit of certified Farkonics™ wordplay:
UNMiSTUCKINGFAKABLY
REMUCKINGFARKABLE
Printed on a clean white short-sleeve tee, this shirt was made for fire pits, freedom, and flipping the script on basic language.

➤ Premium fit
➤ Ultra-soft cotton blend
➤ FarkStack™ certified
➤ Proudly not available in Canada ?? (just kidding… or are we?)

Wear your subversion with pride.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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